Never challange The Creator!

God is sitting in heaven when a scientist approaches him and says, "We don't need you any more. Science has worked out how to create life from nothing. We can now do what you did in the beginning."

"Oh, really?" replies God, surprised.

"Yes," says the scientist, "we can take plain soil and form it into a likeness of you, then breathe life into it, thus creating man."

"Very interesting," says God. "Show me."

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mould the soil into the shape of a man.

"Hang on, hang on," interrupts God, "Get your own soil, son."